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1. 

   shazxena

   111 Kudos

   07/23/08

   Thought I would come say hi
   and thankyou for the nice welcome
   

   07/23/08

   Reply from TheJollyApe:

   Hello indeed. And you are most welcome.
   
   Just nudge or pm if there's anything one can do for you while "settling in".
   

2. 

   maxine

   124 Kudos

   07/22/08

   Hmmm, I'd say the cute little smiley in question had just discovered the deep symbolism of the simple geometrical shapes and now it's expressing some subconscious archetypes. But that's the very random way. May be it was just it's tongue being pinched by a resealable bottle and now it's happy it's free...
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   07/23/08

   Reply from TheJollyApe:

   Now that is a brilliant interpretation. From now on I know who to turn to with the more dubious smilies.
   

3. 

   maxine

   124 Kudos

   07/22/08

   Thanks for adding me:) I'm flattered. Right now my webself feels less sociopathic, happier and it's all thanks to you

   
   

   07/22/08

   Reply from TheJollyApe:

   I have made happy!
   
   Makes me feel happy as well. And life is a lot more pleasant that way.
   
   By the very random way, what would you say this smiley was doing?
   

4. 

   xxdecrepitxx

   106 Kudos

   07/22/08

   Thank you for the friend add, Jolly! It was about time that we, umm, connected!
   

   07/22/08

   Reply from TheJollyApe:

   Seeing how I keep connecting with you all over the boards, I thought it was only right I made a honest man out of you, and make it official.
   

5. 

   maxine

   124 Kudos

   07/21/08

   *dropping by to leave a beer and some eggs*
   'Cause one of you posts was laughin' so hard, I though it may need something for the sore throat that cute red-eyed guy will surely have later:)

   07/22/08

   Reply from TheJollyApe:

   Hehe. Eggs, huh? Never heard of that one before, but if it helps...
   

6. 

   twinkletoes87

   185 Kudos

   07/21/08

   Ummm I would check if,
   1. I had a bible
   2. I knew where to get one
   3. I could touch one with out it burning my hand and thunder clapping
   
   So, Ill take thy word for it.....
   
   Burning bushes? ok thats one thing I do know, woman get seriously ragged on in it!! I mean really we get blamed for everything. Pfft.....
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7. 

   twinkletoes87

   185 Kudos

   07/21/08

   Ok I laughed so much i actually dribbled, So many jokes so little time!!!
   
   Please tell me that is not actually in the Bible? I have never quite read any of it since I enjoy sinning so very much.
   
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   07/21/08

   Reply from TheJollyApe:

   I would swear to God if I believed in him, but I don't, so you'll just have to take my word for it. It is very much there.
   
   Don't knock the Bible until you've tried it; rape, plunder, pillaging and burning bushes. It's like a really good pulp novel at times.
   

8. 

   twinkletoes87

   185 Kudos

   07/21/08

   Scapegoat for smutty or and kinky thoughts.. I like it!!
   
   Never mind the animal analogies, I'm more concerned about the biblical garden of Eden type comparisons. It makes me think of hellfire

   
   

   
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   07/21/08

   Reply from TheJollyApe:

   Sorry about that, but I'm just in a Bible groove at the moment.
   
   

   Open thy mouth wide and I will fill it. [Psalm 81:10]
   
   

   Can you imagine the stuff you find in it?!
   

9. 

   twinkletoes87

   185 Kudos

   07/20/08

   Ha! She is over 18 which makes it A OK, mo ha haaaaa
   
   and you are very welcome, as always rely on moi to plant dirty seeds into your otherwise clean mind (who are we kidding)
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   07/20/08

   Reply from TheJollyApe:

   I guess that does make it a little better. It's bad enough with dairy kink, no need to add an age factor.
   
   Well, it's so much easier to blame it on others, than to take responsibility for yourself. And since the blushing incident you will forever be the snake (or should that be the apple?)...mind you, that's said with love and affection. So it's very easy to blame the smut on you :D You're my scapegoat.
   
   (where did all the animal analogies come from?)
   

10. 

    twinkletoes87

    185 Kudos

    07/20/08

    Look...... In celebration of the Milk thread.....

    I am such a milk lover right now ;p
    
    
    

    
    

    07/20/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    Visually I'm otherwise more of a milf fan, but damnit that's a picture that can give a girl decidedly sinful thoughts about minors and milk.
    
    Thank you for dirtifying my mind. You little minx.
    

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